RCG-IT "Jeopardy" Event at Dulles (January)
I had to do this one for free because I forgot to state my fee in the form of a question.

Walter Reed Army Hospital (March, October)
When rebooked, my wife asked, "Haven't they suffered enough?"

CMT's Comedy Stage (April)
It is amazing how much a little thing like a national television appearance can change your life... well, at least it affected my Myspace friend total.

Outer Banks Comedy Club, NC (June)
Heard of the healing power of laughter? Turns out it doesn't do so much for jellyfish stings.

Grocer's Convention in Myrtle Beach (August)
Ten years and a thousand shows; I've never had a "This Is Your Life", faces-from-your-past moment onstage. That ended when the parents of my high school girlfriend called out from the darkened showroom..."Is that Kelly? We know YOU!"
I immediately began mentally rewriting my "High School Girlfriend" bit. Whatd'ya know? Turns out I WAS a gentleman.

Kennedy Center (September)
The show was so successful they asked me to dance the role of Herr Drosselmeyer in The Nutcracker.

Northrop-Grumman Event (November)
The Military-Industrial complex has quite a sense of humor...until you present them with an invoice reflecting significant, but unavoidable, cost overruns.

Because I got to the party early, (and because there are only four Kelly Terranovas in the US), I was able to nail down the rights to kellyterranova.com. Problem is...folks have a lot of trouble spelling it. (Pronouncing it can be a challenge, too. I once was introduced onstage as Kelly Turnover.)

So it is with pride that I introduce KellyIsFunny.com

Same content, new name. Of course, kellyterranova.com still works, too.

Here is the feature where you ask many questions and I answer one. In spite of my better judgment (and the advice of counsel), I decided to try it again.

• Kelly,
  I always hear about comedians working the road...how far do you travel in a year?
  -Sierra
  Johnson City, TN

Good question with an easy answer. I was just going over my records and discovered that I traveled 33, 216 miles for comedy in 2007. To put that in perspective, that is like driving one mile 33,216 times. Wow!

33,000 miles. Gas is three bucks a gallon. I get about 30 MPG. Can't wait till they get that Star Trek "Beam Me Up" thing figured out. Of course, by then gas will be free and cars will run on Starbucks. 3 bucks a gallon will be looking pretty good.

Thanks Sierra. You'll get a LOST Sticker
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One of the questions I am often asked is, "Aren't you a little, you know, 'out of shape' to be wearing Under Armour?"

But another common question is, "When are you going to have a show near me?".

Well, it's easy to find out where I will turn up next with the Show Calendar. When ever I get a new booking, this is where it will pop up first, usually with a link to the venue's site. In the next couple of months I'll be in Charlotte, Tampa, Birmingham, Knoxville and Myrtle Beach just to name a few.

As for the Under Armour thing, Ray Lewis told me not to worry about what people say.